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: #Laughs A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe.

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: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

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: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

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: #Laughs What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

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: #Laughs Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

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: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

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: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

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: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

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: #Laughs How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

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: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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: #Laughs US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

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: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

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: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs English.....

: #Laughs A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe.

: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

: #Laughs What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

: #Laughs Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

: #Laughs How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

: #Laughs US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

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