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: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

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: #Laughs Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other.

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: #Laughs A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

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: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

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: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

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: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

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: #Laughs Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

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: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

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: #Laughs How do a jewish couple have oral sex?...

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: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

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: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

: #Laughs Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other.

: #Laughs A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer...

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

: #Laughs Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

: #Laughs How do a jewish couple have oral sex?...

: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

: #Laughs What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

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