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: #Laughs This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad.

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: #Laughs A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding.

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: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

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: #Laughs Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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: #Laughs Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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: #Laughs I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota.

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: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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: #Laughs The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass.

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: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

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: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

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: #Laughs How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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: #Laughs There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

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: #Laughs This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad.

: #Laughs A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding.

: #Laughs Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a mouse trap.An ugly carpet will last forever.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

: #Laughs Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

: #Laughs Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

: #Laughs I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota.

: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

: #Laughs The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass.

: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

: #Laughs How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

: #Laughs There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

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