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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

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: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!

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: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

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: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!

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: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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: #Laughs Hit on the Head by I.

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: #Laughs This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

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: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely

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: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

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: #Laughs Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor.

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: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

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: #Laughs |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

: #Laughs What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!

: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!

: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

: #Laughs Hit on the Head by I.

: #Laughs This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely

: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

: #Laughs Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor.

: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

: #Laughs |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

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