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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

: #Laughs Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

: #Laughs |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"
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