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: #Laughs My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!

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: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

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: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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: #Laughs The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

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: #Laughs THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"THE MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"THE INTERIOR DE

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

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: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

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: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

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: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

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: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

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: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

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: #Laughs Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fl

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: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

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: #Laughs Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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: #Laughs My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man dials his home and a strange woman answers.

: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

: #Laughs The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

: #Laughs THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"THE MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"THE INTERIOR DE

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

: #Laughs Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fl

: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

: #Laughs Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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