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: #Laughs What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

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: #Laughs |Facts about Americans.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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: #Laughs The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it.

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: #Laughs There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs c

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: #Laughs Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromthat renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased topresent the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known spe

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

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: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

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: #Laughs Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

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: #Laughs What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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: #Laughs Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm

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: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

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: #Laughs |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

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: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".

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: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

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: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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: #Laughs What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

: #Laughs |Facts about Americans.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

: #Laughs The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it.

: #Laughs There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs c

: #Laughs Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromthat renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased topresent the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known spe

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

: #Laughs Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

: #Laughs What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

: #Laughs Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm

: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

: #Laughs |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".

: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

: #Laughs Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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