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: #Laughs After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or l

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

: #Laughs On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort her.

: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

: #Laughs A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
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