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: #Laughs Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1

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: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

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: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

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: #Laughs What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

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: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

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: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

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: #Laughs Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.

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: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

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: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

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: #Laughs A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

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: #Laughs Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

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: #Laughs Men vs.

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: #Laughs a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST T

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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: #Laughs A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.

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: #Laughs Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1

: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

: #Laughs What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

: #Laughs Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.

: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

: #Laughs A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

: #Laughs Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

: #Laughs Men vs.

: #Laughs a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST T

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

: #Laughs A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.

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