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: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

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: #Laughs How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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: #Laughs Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

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: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

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: #Laughs A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

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: #Laughs There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.

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: #Laughs What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

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: #Laughs The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Y

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: #Laughs |Real software engineers eat quiche.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying

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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

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: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

: #Laughs How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

: #Laughs Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

: #Laughs Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

: #Laughs A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

: #Laughs There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.

: #Laughs What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

: #Laughs The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Y

: #Laughs |Real software engineers eat quiche.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying

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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

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