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: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

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: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

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: #Laughs Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!

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: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college.

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: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

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: #Laughs "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone.

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: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

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: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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: #Laughs Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

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: #Laughs What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

: #Laughs Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!

: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college.

: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

: #Laughs "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone.

: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

: #Laughs Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

: #Laughs What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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