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: #Laughs Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

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: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

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: #Laughs Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

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: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

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: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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: #Laughs Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

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: #Laughs A man takes his sick dog to the vet.

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

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: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them.

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: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

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: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

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: #Laughs Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

: #Laughs Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

: #Laughs Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

: #Laughs A man takes his sick dog to the vet.

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

: #Laughs Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them.

: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

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