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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

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: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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: #Laughs Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

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: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

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: #Laughs How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

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: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

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: #Laughs What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

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: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

: #Laughs A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

: #Laughs Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

: #Laughs How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

: #Laughs What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

: #Laughs Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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