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: #Laughs MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

: #Laughs The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.""That sounds interesting.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
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