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: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

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: #Laughs A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

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: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

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: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

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: #Laughs |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

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: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

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: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

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: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

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: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

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: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

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: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

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: #Laughs Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

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: #Laughs For months, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Who was the first accountant? Adam.

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: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

: #Laughs A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

: #Laughs |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

: #Laughs Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

: #Laughs For months, Mrs.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Who was the first accountant? Adam.

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