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: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

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: #Laughs One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the patient died!"

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

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: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

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: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

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: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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: #Laughs What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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: #Laughs Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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: #Laughs Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs A Chinese couple had a new baby.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

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: #Laughs |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.

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: #Laughs A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and

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: #Laughs Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

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: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

: #Laughs One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the patient died!"

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

: #Laughs What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

: #Laughs Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

: #Laughs Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs A Chinese couple had a new baby.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

: #Laughs |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.

: #Laughs A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and

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: #Laughs Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

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