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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

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: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

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: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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: #Laughs |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

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: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

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: #Laughs Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

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: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

: #Laughs Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

: #Laughs |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

: #Laughs Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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