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: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr

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: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

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: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

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: #Laughs What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !

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: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom.

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: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr

: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

: #Laughs What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !

: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom.

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