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: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo

: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

: #Laughs If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why is a wise man and wise guy opposites?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doe
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