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: #Laughs A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well, before?" Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son." Son, "well what about after?" F

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: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

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: #Laughs What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!

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: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

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: #Laughs What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !

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: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

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: #Laughs |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future.

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: #Laughs A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel.

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: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

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: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

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: #Laughs A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !

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: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

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: #Laughs A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be

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: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

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: #Laughs A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well, before?" Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son." Son, "well what about after?" F

: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

: #Laughs What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!

: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

: #Laughs What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

: #Laughs |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future.

: #Laughs A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel.

: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

: #Laughs A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !

: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

: #Laughs A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be

: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

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