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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !

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: #Laughs You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.

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: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

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: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

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: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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: #Laughs |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

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: #Laughs A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J.

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: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small boy's reply went like this:We always spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma.

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: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

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: #Laughs Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !

: #Laughs You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.

: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

: #Laughs |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.

: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

: #Laughs A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.

: #Laughs Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J.

: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small boy's reply went like this:We always spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma.

: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

: #Laughs Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

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