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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

: #Laughs |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower.

: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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