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: #Laughs Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

: #Laughs Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the nex

: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.

: #Laughs When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you".

: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

: #Laughs One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
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