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: #Laughs How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

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: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

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: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

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: #Laughs |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.

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: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

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: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

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: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

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: #Laughs How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!

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: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

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: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

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: #Laughs Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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: #Laughs Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs.

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: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

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: #Laughs Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

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: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r

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: #Laughs It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

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: #Laughs How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

: #Laughs |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.

: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

: #Laughs How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!

: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

: #Laughs Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs.

: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

: #Laughs Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r

: #Laughs It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.

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