Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Oldest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.