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: #Laughs Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

: #Laughs Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.""Really," said Mrs.

: #Laughs |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait.What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"A centi

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

: #Laughs A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother.
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