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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the d

: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked f

: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

: #Laughs Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

: #Laughs I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

: #Laughs Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.
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