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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

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: #Laughs |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is t

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: #Laughs A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

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: #Laughs You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home.

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: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

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: #Laughs The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him.

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: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

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: #Laughs An airplane was flying from LA to New York.

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: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.

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: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

: #Laughs |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is t

: #Laughs A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

: #Laughs You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

: #Laughs The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him.

: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs An airplane was flying from LA to New York.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.

: #Laughs A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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