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: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

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: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

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: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

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: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

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: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

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: #Laughs Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne.

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

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: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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: #Laughs An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

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: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

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: #Laughs One day, this man, Tony, died.

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: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

: #Laughs Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.

: #Laughs Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne.

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

: #Laughs Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

: #Laughs An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding.

: #Laughs Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs One day, this man, Tony, died.

: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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