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: #Laughs Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

: #Laughs On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

: #Laughs There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell

: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.
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