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: #Laughs What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head.

: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

: #Laughs A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

: #Laughs What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification ofthese clothes).

: #Laughs |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That

: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You
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