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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

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: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

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: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

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: #Laughs Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, "We're the Nobody that Midas brags about."

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: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

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: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

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: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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: #Laughs How do I know anything really exists?Kick it really hard.

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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

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: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

: #Laughs Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, "We're the Nobody that Midas brags about."

: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

: #Laughs How do I know anything really exists?Kick it really hard.

: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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