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: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

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: #Laughs How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

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: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

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: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

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: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

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: #Laughs Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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: #Laughs An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

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: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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: #Laughs Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10.

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: #Laughs A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'.

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: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

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: #Laughs Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the

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: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

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: #Laughs Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

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: #Laughs According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.

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: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

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: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

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: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

: #Laughs How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

: #Laughs Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

: #Laughs An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

: #Laughs Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

: #Laughs Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10.

: #Laughs A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad.

: #Laughs Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'.

: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

: #Laughs Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the

: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

: #Laughs Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

: #Laughs According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.

: #Laughs Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.

: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

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