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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

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: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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: #Laughs Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

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: #Laughs Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?""Couplapowns""Hittinhard?""Sordalike""Wachoosen?""Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum?""Rydononaboddum""Whatchadrinkin?""Jugajimbeam

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: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

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: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

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: #Laughs A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny .

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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!

: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

: #Laughs Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

: #Laughs Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs |When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?""Couplapowns""Hittinhard?""Sordalike""Wachoosen?""Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum?""Rydononaboddum""Whatchadrinkin?""Jugajimbeam

: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

: #Laughs A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny .

: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

: #Laughs Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

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