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: #Laughs While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

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: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

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: #Laughs The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

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: #Laughs Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

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: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

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: #Laughs Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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: #Laughs How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

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: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

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: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

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: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

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: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

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: #Laughs While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

: #Laughs The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

: #Laughs Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

: #Laughs Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

: #Laughs How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

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