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: #Laughs When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

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: #Laughs Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

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: #Laughs Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

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: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

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: #Laughs A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

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: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

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: #Laughs Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

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: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

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: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

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: #Laughs |Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.

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: #Laughs Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.

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: #Laughs Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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: #Laughs When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

: #Laughs Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

: #Laughs Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

: #Laughs A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

: #Laughs Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

: #Laughs |Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.

: #Laughs Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.

: #Laughs Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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