Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Cinderella was now 75 years old.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

: #Laughs Cinderella was now 75 years old.

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

: #Laughs The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside.

: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

: #Laughs A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

: #Laughs A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.

: #Laughs |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme