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: #Laughs How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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: #Laughs Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

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: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

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: #Laughs What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

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: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

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: #Laughs - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.

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: #Laughs What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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: #Laughs A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant.

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: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Kn

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: #Laughs |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage.

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: #Laughs How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

: #Laughs Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

: #Laughs What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

: #Laughs - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.

: #Laughs What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

: #Laughs A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant.

: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Kn

: #Laughs |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage.

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