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: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

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: #Laughs Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.

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: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding.

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: #Laughs A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head.

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: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

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: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

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: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.

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: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

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: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

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: #Laughs What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

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: #Laughs 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10.

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: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!

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: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

: #Laughs Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.

: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding.

: #Laughs A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head.

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

: #Laughs In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.

: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

: #Laughs What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

: #Laughs 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10.

: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!

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