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: #Laughs |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

: #Laughs One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself bett

: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

: #Laughs How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

: #Laughs One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you k

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!

: #Laughs Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

: #Laughs The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

: #Laughs A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing .

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station...I dare ya!1.

: #Laughs Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When

: #Laughs Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

: #Laughs Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington.
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