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: #Laughs A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

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: #Laughs The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

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: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

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: #Laughs Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

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: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

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: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

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: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

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: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

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: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

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: #Laughs A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

: #Laughs The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St.

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

: #Laughs Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

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