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: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

: #Laughs This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job.

: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

: #Laughs Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.Y

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.
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