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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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FunnyJohny

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was wai

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The old man had died.

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