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: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

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: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

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: #Laughs |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!

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: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

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: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows.

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: #Laughs Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

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: #Laughs At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course.

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: #Laughs Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women have four lips and men have two heads!

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: #Laughs Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

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: #Laughs A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

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: #Laughs A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

: #Laughs |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!

: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows.

: #Laughs Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

: #Laughs An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi

: #Laughs At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course.

: #Laughs Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women have four lips and men have two heads!

: #Laughs Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

: #Laughs A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

: #Laughs A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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