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: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

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: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

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: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

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: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulou

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: #Laughs A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises.

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: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

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: #Laughs Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on.

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: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth.

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: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

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: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

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: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulou

: #Laughs A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises.

: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

: #Laughs Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

: #Laughs A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on.

: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth.

: #Laughs Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits ( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits {.} {.} shriveled tits ( , ) ( , ) drippy tits [ _ ] [ _ ] android tits ( # ) ( # ) Tysoned tits

: #Laughs The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball...

: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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