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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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: #Laughs One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

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: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

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: #Laughs Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.

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: #Laughs A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen.

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: #Laughs Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ...

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

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: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

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: #Laughs Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar.

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: #Laughs Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

: #Laughs One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

: #Laughs Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.

: #Laughs A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ...

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

: #Laughs Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar.

: #Laughs Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

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