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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!
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