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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

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: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

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: #Laughs Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

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: #Laughs Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off.

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: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

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: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

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: #Laughs A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

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: #Laughs A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

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: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

: #Laughs Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

: #Laughs Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off.

: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

: #Laughs A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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