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: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

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: #Laughs What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

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: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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: #Laughs Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.

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: #Laughs Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know.

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: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

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: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

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: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle.

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: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

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: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

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: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

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: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

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: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

: #Laughs What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

: #Laughs Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.

: #Laughs Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know.

: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle.

: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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