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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"When what to my Wanderin' eyes

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can't See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Indust

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The company president called the chief security guard into his office.

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